I was smoking those electronic cigs but as of last night, am now back on the patch. I haven't smoked an actual cig in over 2 years now but it seems like I need nicotine to survive. Anyway, I blame the patch for last nights dream.
In order to understand this dream, I need to tell you about this guy J I worked with. He had a crush on me. I thought he was alright but 8 years younger than me, immature for his age and severe emotional problems. I hung out with him a couple times anyway but nothing clicked. After that, as men seem to enjoy doing for whatever reason, he texted me a few pics of his manhood. Maybe it was the lighting or the angle, I do not know, but it looked small and discolored. Greenish. I didn't really say anything to him about it and eventually mostly stopped talking to him.
Ok, so last night I dreamt I was surrounded by zombies and evil ppl. I was walking around town and going by a park. J was in there with all the undead, (I don't know if he was a zombie or not) but he was yelling stuff at me. I don't know what he was yelling but I found it offensive so I walked away, but as I walked away I turned back and shouted, "FUCK YOU AND YOUR TINY GREEN DICK!!!!!" I shouted this at him 2 more times and then continued on my way.